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12:10am April 19, 2014
guiselore:

lesbianathogwarts:

bashdoard:

fuckyeah-bill:

Promoing at the beach

Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were ever in the mood, you could just look down and follow the dicks.

follow the yellow dick-road

I love history lessons on tumblr.

guiselore:

lesbianathogwarts:

bashdoard:

fuckyeah-bill:

Promoing at the beach

Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were ever in the mood, you could just look down and follow the dicks.

follow the yellow dick-road

I love history lessons on tumblr.

12:08am April 19, 2014
12:08am April 19, 2014

guroshitsuji:

don’t shit on people for having self confidence and being happy with their appearance like how bitter are you

12:01am April 19, 2014
12:01am April 19, 2014

“No one is a slut. “Slut” is a made-up word to keep women from having as much fun as men. A person who enjoys sex is just a person and a person who is a virgin is also just a person and everyone should lay off each other’s sex lives. Retire the word “slut” please.”

— 20 Things We Need To Stop Talking About In 2013 (via sexuallthrill)
12:00am April 19, 2014

iguanamouth:

last year one night me and my old roommates were all playing twister and mike was on the spinner and halfway through the game he kind of mumbled to himself “i sure hope im calling these right” and then everyone in the room simultaneously remembered that mike was colorblind

11:54pm April 18, 2014

“Do you ever wish you had a second chance to meet someone for the first time?”

— (via keinekraftzumleben)
11:54pm April 18, 2014
11:52pm April 18, 2014

rainbow-ashe:

theanti90smovement:

mom dad im in love with a robot 

the bible says adam and eve not florence and the machine

11:48pm April 18, 2014

What is with exes wanting to talk to me all of a sudden?!

11:43pm April 18, 2014
a-thelittledevil:

livalskare:

My new tattoo! :)

Perfect<3

a-thelittledevil:

livalskare:

My new tattoo! :)

Perfect<3

11:43pm April 18, 2014
11:42pm April 18, 2014

chilled:

*throws lamp at you* you need to lighten the fuck up

11:41pm April 18, 2014
penis-hilton:

hugcartel:

why is the mom telling her daughter she’s ready to shave?

why is the mom calling her daughter mom

penis-hilton:

hugcartel:

why is the mom telling her daughter she’s ready to shave?

why is the mom calling her daughter mom