Yay! I'm 80% lactose intolerant!
Which means, I can still have milk, just as long as it’s in baking. Otherwise, I die. (Not literally, but you get the idea).
When you have to leave my school for any reason, you have to sign out. So, one day, I had to go to a counselling sesh. I wrote the following: Shawna —— 11:30 —— Destroying the world I came back later to sign in, and I found this Alice —— 12:15 —— Saving the world Trennin ——- 12:45 —— I was an onlooker. It was awesome.
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My bitch of an English teacher wouldn't give my...
I need that you bitch. Are you TRYING to make me fail? If you’re so concerned about how much homework I haven’t handed in, GIVE LYDIA MY FUCKING HOMEWORK YOU FUCKING COW!
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White and Nerdy will forever be my theme song.
My girlfriend thought she was being smooth.
Aislinn: Do you have any German in you? Me: Yeah… Aislinn: Okay…you totally ruined my pick-up line.
Me: Is that a purple Disney princess band aid?
Dad: Yeah! Don't be a hater!
This generation is beyond fucked up. When did it...
Happy 22nd birthday Aaron Elliot! I love you so much bro! Can’t wait to see you over Spring break!