March 2012
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Tennis Elbow Sky Sailing
erikatheskyscraper:
charlietangofoxtrot:
I hope Rick Santorum’s credit card gets stolen and the person who stole it made a huge donation to Planned Parenthood and NPR.
THE BEST FUCKING ONE
nuditea:
“when one door closes, another one opens”
imagine how annoying it would be if that were true
you close the bathroom door to pee and your front door suddenly blows open
your cat escapes
you run out and jump into the car to chase the cat and hear everything falling out of your over-stuffed pantry as its door unlatches
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behind-a-wall-of-illusion:
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princejackbenjamin replied to your post: Aislinn: What did you eat for dinner? Me: Pizza….
I KNEW IT!
I thought this was common knowledge by now.
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i hate when you’re in the middle of reading a fic
and all of sudden you just can’t figure out what position they’re in
like, how is his hand there?
that doesn’t make sense?
omg that one is on the left side of the bed?
Fact of Life:
everaftertrencher:
School dances would be so much more fun if we all danced like Josh.
But I do…
Interviewer: Ok, I have a really serious question for you.
Josh Ramsay: You are electric.
Interviewer: *laughs* Is Jell-O a liquid or a solid?
Josh Ramsay:
Interviewer:
Josh Ramsay:
Interviewer:
Josh Ramsay:
Interviewer:
Josh Ramsay: Yes.
Me: W-would you be my valentine?
Poster of band member:
Me: PLEASE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!
Poster of band member:
Me: *sobs*
Husband: Why are you talking to that poster of me and my old band?
Aislinn: What did you eat for dinner? Me: Pizza. Aislinn: Did you order pizza again? Me: Yes…I like pizza okay! Aislinn: You don’t like pizza. You just like the delivery boys. Me: …but I love pizza. Aislinn: Okay, you love pizza and the delivery boys.
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Ask me my "TOP 6" anything! →
Hey guys I've started a Trencher burn book!
mightjustbethebestthing:
trencherburnbook:
Message me something about that one trencher you absolutely despise and I will post them and you will stay anonymous no matter what!
Fuck you. Thanks for making us “trenchers” look bad. We’re supposed to be a FAMILY and thank to you, we’re gonna look bad. I hope you burn real bad in the bottomless pits of hell where you belong.
Jesus Christ. I...
Ordered pizza from a different place tonight. I...
#ShawnaProblems
dryadalum:
party brock is in the house tonight
