This is what my boyfriend has set up as decoration. All we need is some pentagrams and virgin blood and we’re good to go.
When I was just starting high school, a girl who rode my bus invited me to stay the night at her house and when I did she got really emotional and told me no girls ever stayed over because she was a lesbian and if you don’t think that’s the saddest thing ever you need to re-evaluate your life
This has made me laugh really loudly, twice.
row row row your boat gently away from me
Merrily merrily merrily merrily please just fuckin leave
(Source: ihaveremade, via awkwardgaypauses)
I DONT WANNA
Don’t want nudes leaked? Don’t take nudes. Don’t want to be robbed? Stop owning things. Wanna avoid being killed? Buddy, quit living already!
YOU DIRTY FUCKING CUNT OF AN IRISHMAN
calm down luigi
Special skills: extensive Harry Potter knowledge, can watch an entire TV show in a week, knows words to every Disney song, can form abnormally strong attachments to fictional characters, Microsoft Word
So you mean, able to retain knowledge, has incredible focus and drive, excellent at processing media, remembers obscure details when needed, and has great skill at creating connections with individuals despite minimal interfacing?
And Microsoft Word?
THIS IS MY FAVOURITE TWEET EVER