you know what the stupidest award is
why should you be rewarded for having a superior immune system and never catching a virus okay it’s not exactly my fault that I’m not perfect and I gotta work it
where is my award for not murdering anyone all four years of high school since we’re giving out pointless awards here
I was born with a weakened immune system and lungs that don’t work properly and that shit drove me INSANE as a kid.
I feel like I haven’t annoyed you guys with my face in a while.
Look at Brooke’s precious face.
(Source: desusexmachina, via awkwardgaypauses)
Stop being angry at me, uterus. We’re in this together.
It’s uterus, not uterme.
I don’t want to go to English. I don’t want to do the stupid presentation that Iost sleep over. I don’t want to do my presentation because I’ll inevitably be derailed because my prof has a bad habit of getting us off topic. I don’t want to go to English and do my presentation BECAUSE I HAVE TO PRESENT FIRST AND IT’S GOING TO SUCK BECAUSE I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I’M DOING.
its sad when cute boys dont think theyre cute
it’s sad when cute boys don’t think i’m cute
I’ve got 10 new followers in the span of 5 days.
WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?
WHY ARE YOU HERE?!
Is my blog seriously THAT interesting?
PETE RPEPEID TO M E AND I CANT STOP SHAKING HO W
The flight attendant just announced “If you don’t like any of my jokes, there are six exits” and told us where the emergency exits are it was actually the best
"for those of you who are traveling with children… WHY"
"if you’re changing to a flight with a different airline, we don’t care."
he said “okay now get out” once we landed i’m pissing myself
Where you feel it
bringing this back because important
(Source: io9.com, via satans-spooky-booty-juice)
that’s how I wanna go
Okay but if you read the article he wasn’t stabbed
he literally walked into the blade thinking it was a toy and not that it was a replica actual sword
HE LITERALLY WALKED INTO MY SWORD OFFICER
"And he just walked right into the point. I don’t know if he thought it was a toy."
and a bit later in the article, this gem:
"The ex-husband was taken to hospital following the altercation, but not before he, in true Zelda fashion, smashed a pot (a flower pot, over the head of Thompson)."
This is how Michael and I are going to die.