Payback is a Jar of Smuckers

Jun 02

intrarnot-explour: me everyday

intrarnot-explour:

me everyday

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heyfunniest:

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks you’d better zip, better zop, beep boopity bop.

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simsgonewrong: I don’t even Know what happened here. My horse imploded?

simsgonewrong:

I don’t even Know what happened here. My horse imploded?

“one day we’ll be friends,” i whisper to myself as i continue to not talk to you and instead stalk you silently on my dash.

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vivalatrench: sammasterpiece: italicised: opinionlizard: teastainedcpt: theconsultingdrag0n: fresh-tendrils: healthiie: bhappy-bhealthy: keep-calm-get-skinny: NO. NO. NO. I am so tired of seeing shit like this. Stop pushing the idea that you must be incredibly skinny/underweight to be attractive or “perfect”. All bodies are good bodies.  These are not weights you should aim for.They are not “perfect” nor will these weights make you perfect.They are all UNDERWEIGHT.  This isn’t to say girls who are naturally skinny are unhealthy or in danger if their weight is in these ranges. I am not saying that, I am only pointing out the fact that these are NOT realistic/healthy weights for the majority of us. this should be mass reblogged and make even more notes than the original so the message is out there! IMPORTANT! I’m trying to picture a 99lb me. I’m also picturing a dead me. Um So Little math here. I am 5’5”, and currently have 35% body fat and am 178 pounds. If I were the “good” weight for my height as represented by this picture I would have to have 0% body fat and lose 12 pounds of muscle/bone/organs on top of that. lol wat WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK. For a 5’7” person, that number is 7st 13lbs. I’m 5’ 7”. My doctor said recently I didn’t look overweight, only that I have a bit of loose muscle around my stomach, purely cosmetic, which isn’t all that noticeable. Do you know how much I weight, as a normal-ish size 5’7” person? TWELVE STONE FUCKING FOUR. Around about 180 pounds. I AM DOUBLE THAT WEIGHT. DOUBLE, AND PEOPLE ARE SURPRISED THAT I CAN’T EAT FATTY FOODS ANY MORE. * They think I’m dieting, but I’m not. Health thingy from the doctor. FUCK THIS SHIT. Um, for my body i’m pretty sure that I would be extremely unhealthy if not dead if I weighed 92 pounds, let alone the “perfect” 85.Where in the hell did these body weight stats even come from lol omg “perfect” for me is 88 pounds what the fuck? I’m 120 usually, jesus christ. If I weighed 88 pounds I’d be on fucking life support.  What the fuck? This would make me between 10 and 20lbs overweight. this would make me 80 pounds over weight. Now, I do realize I am over weight. But I have an ideal weight of 120. NOT FUCKING 91 POUNDS According to this, I’m 141 pounds overweight. I think the last time I was 99 pounds was when I was 10.

vivalatrench:

sammasterpiece:

italicised:

opinionlizard:

teastainedcpt:

theconsultingdrag0n:

fresh-tendrils:

healthiie:

bhappy-bhealthy:

keep-calm-get-skinny:

NO. NO. NO. I am so tired of seeing shit like this.

Stop pushing the idea that you must be incredibly skinny/underweight to be attractive or “perfect”. All bodies are good bodies. 

These are not weights you should aim for.
They are not “perfect” nor will these weights make you perfect.
They are all UNDERWEIGHT. 

This isn’t to say girls who are naturally skinny are unhealthy or in danger if their weight is in these ranges. I am not saying that, I am only pointing out the fact that these are NOT realistic/healthy weights for the majority of us.

this should be mass reblogged and make even more notes than the original so the message is out there! IMPORTANT!

I’m trying to picture a 99lb me. I’m also picturing a dead me.

Um

So

Little math here.

I am 5’5”, and currently have 35% body fat and am 178 pounds.

If I were the “good” weight for my height as represented by this picture I would have to have 0% body fat and lose 12 pounds of muscle/bone/organs on top of that.

lol wat

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.

For a 5’7” person, that number is 7st 13lbs.

I’m 5’ 7”. My doctor said recently I didn’t look overweight, only that I have a bit of loose muscle around my stomach, purely cosmetic, which isn’t all that noticeable.

Do you know how much I weight, as a normal-ish size 5’7” person?

TWELVE STONE FUCKING FOUR. Around about 180 pounds. I AM DOUBLE THAT WEIGHT. DOUBLE, AND PEOPLE ARE SURPRISED THAT I CAN’T EAT FATTY FOODS ANY MORE. * They think I’m dieting, but I’m not. Health thingy from the doctor.

FUCK THIS SHIT.

Um, for my body i’m pretty sure that I would be extremely unhealthy if not dead if I weighed 92 pounds, let alone the “perfect” 85.

Where in the hell did these body weight stats even come from lol

omg “perfect” for me is 88 pounds what the fuck? I’m 120 usually, jesus christ. If I weighed 88 pounds I’d be on fucking life support. 

What the fuck? This would make me between 10 and 20lbs overweight.

this would make me 80 pounds over weight. Now, I do realize I am over weight. But I have an ideal weight of 120. NOT FUCKING 91 POUNDS

According to this, I’m 141 pounds overweight. I think the last time I was 99 pounds was when I was 10.

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misha-bawlins:

The innovative bed tent that lets you let it all hang out, no matter where you are. A Privacy Pop tent gives you the coverage and privacy that you want, so that you can enjoy a place all your own, even in a dorm room or room shared with other.

College students and siblings who have shared their bedrooms for years are buzzing about this new product that carves out a closed off space just for you.

A Privacy Pop tent is perfect for:

Can we please talk about the elephant in the room

“perfect place for studying” my ass

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Jun 01

normal people taking pictures: -

wowfunniestposts:

how me and my friends take pictures:

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Reblog if you want an extremely sexual message in your ask.

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