Aint No Party like a No Pants Party

Apr 22

deanandsamarebrothers:

squidsqueen:

dw:

when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”

When it occured to us that “said” implies a direct quote, while “was like” clarifies that you mean to communicate the person’s tone and general point without quoting them word for word.

thank you. thank you so much. so very very much. thank you.

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doctor-wholock:

timelessseaphire:

ufuckinsnowglobe:

There is no ‘we’ in ‘food’

but there is an ‘ood’

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wat

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sqvad:

pansoph:

pansoph:

i went to a party and put 3 whole loaves of sliced bread all around the house i put bread under the kid’s pillow and in all 3 of his bathrooms, in his rugby shorts and the breast pocket of his school shirt, on his roof and his neighbor’s roof, in his couch and on his tv i’m laughing so hard he’s going to wake up hungover tomorrow and be like why the fuck is there bread everywhere 

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i’m pissing myself

jesus christ

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mcgregorswench:

mcgregorswench:

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pleatedjeans:

@JayStewartPhoto

pleatedjeans:

@JayStewartPhoto

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faithandfury:

buttsandbarbells:

How To Relationship 101

This

faithandfury:

buttsandbarbells:

How To Relationship 101

This

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I feel like most of my life choices can be summed up with this gif:

zimriya:

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annanova:

fuck-benedict-cumberbatch:

not eating won’t get you there either, it’ll get you a free trip to the hospital and a month in psych with a feeding tube shoved down your throat forcing 3000 cals a day into your system
you think it’s a joke? a game? a diet? you’re wrong. it’s hell and it’s deadly.
don’t you DARE encourage people to starve themselves, and don’t you DARE treat it like some sort of quick fix for extra fat.

^^^^

annanova:

fuck-benedict-cumberbatch:

not eating won’t get you there either, it’ll get you a free trip to the hospital and a month in psych with a feeding tube shoved down your throat forcing 3000 cals a day into your system

you think it’s a joke? a game? a diet? you’re wrong. it’s hell and it’s deadly.

don’t you DARE encourage people to starve themselves, and don’t you DARE treat it like some sort of quick fix for extra fat.

^^^^

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aperturemurder:


I can show you the world.

I DON’T WANT TO SEE IT

aperturemurder:

I can show you the world.

I DON’T WANT TO SEE IT

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nerdsandgamersftw:

Infinite
By Kou

nerdsandgamersftw:

Infinite

By Kou

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