Basorexia

thegrlnxtdoorandhergingerfriend: My AP euro teacher wouldn’t...

Mon, 20 May 2013 00:54:47 -0700

My AP euro teacher wouldn’t let our class watch Les Mis so we barricaded the door and screamed “VIVE LA REVOLUCIÓN” when he tried to get in.

We can only be friends if you’re kind of an asshole. Not full blown asshole because that’s no fun....

Mon, 20 May 2013 00:52:33 -0700

We can only be friends if you’re kind of an asshole. Not full blown asshole because that’s no fun. And if you’re not an asshole at all then that won’t work either. A halfway asshole. Those are my kind of people.

pippinfaramirkilioakentook: nutcocker: rebelliouslittlemockingj...

Mon, 20 May 2013 00:49:13 -0700

pippinfaramirkilioakentook:

nutcocker:

rebelliouslittlemockingjay:

some awesome signs outside the Supreme Court

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STOP BEING MEAN

Me: I learned how to make makeshift handcuffs with a belt. What did you do with your Sunday night?

Mon, 20 May 2013 00:48:37 -0700

Me: I learned how to make makeshift handcuffs with a belt. What did you do with your Sunday night?
Dakota:Do I get to test these makeshift handcuffs out?
Me: No.
Dakota: Then why would you tell me that?
Me: Just to tease you.
Dakota: You are pure, concentrated, evil in a 5'7" body, you know that?

aerynforwormholes: Makeshift Handcuffs From an Ordinary...

Mon, 20 May 2013 00:25:05 -0700

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aerynforwormholes:

Makeshift Handcuffs From an Ordinary Belt

Step Five: pull loose end until satisfactorily tight, use as handle

Step Six: enjoy

{images from this law enforcement and navy site}

I found this while doing research for a fanfic, and now I’m on a makeshift bondage kick. I love bondage and BDSM toys you can make with things lying around the house, especially in the heat of the moment. Toys and equipment specifically designed for BDSM play tend to run obscenely expensive, and homemade toys are so much more personal, anyway. Actually, I’m thinking of starting a blog dedicated to pervertables and other DIY BDSM stuff. Would anyone be interested?

miasmicviolet: lizzorasaurus: he’s just so excited Has...

Mon, 20 May 2013 00:23:22 -0700

miasmicviolet:

lizzorasaurus:

he’s just so excited

Has science gone too far?

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Mon, 20 May 2013 00:21:28 -0700

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"Addiction is tricky. An example: A man who quit smoking for 11 years spent 15 seconds in an elevator..."

Mon, 20 May 2013 00:21:07 -0700

“Addiction is tricky. An example: A man who quit smoking for 11 years spent 15 seconds in an elevator with a man smoking a cigarette. He gave in.
What I’m trying to say is I think I love you again.”

- (via cumpressing)

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walk-with-me-in—hell replied to your post: I want to watch Van Helsing, but I’ve never...

Sun, 19 May 2013 22:06:48 -0700

walk-with-me-in—hell replied to your post: I want to watch Van Helsing, but I’ve never seen…

My dad says it’s good. I’ve only seen parts so I can’t say for sure, but he says it’s good, so it might be. lol

It looked good, so I’ll probably give it a try. I just wanted other’s opinions on it :P

I want to watch Van Helsing, but I’ve never seen it before. Is it any good?

Sun, 19 May 2013 21:59:36 -0700

I want to watch Van Helsing, but I’ve never seen it before. Is it any good?

happysmileyginger: auspisstice: cyberdepressed: HAVE U EVER NOTICED THAT VAGINAS AND SCHOOL BOTH...

Sun, 19 May 2013 21:21:41 -0700

happysmileyginger:

auspisstice:

cyberdepressed:

HAVE U EVER NOTICED THAT VAGINAS AND SCHOOL BOTH HAVE 6 LETTERS AND ARE EMPTY HOLES OF NOTHING THAT CAN HOLD SCREAMING CHILDREN FOR 9 MONTHS

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Sun, 19 May 2013 21:20:42 -0700

backseatseren4de: everyone has a cute boy I want a cute boy

Sun, 19 May 2013 21:17:17 -0700

backseatseren4de:

everyone has a cute boy

I want a cute boy

"Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you..."

Sun, 19 May 2013 21:16:51 -0700

“Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don’t always like.”

- Lemony Snicket (via langleav)